Wow they're punchy tonight!

[kingfox]

"Long story short, if it's got a battery and a switch, it must be turned off."

"If your travels plans do not include Newark tonight, this is your last chance to get off."

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[bdeakin.livejournal.com]

Continental's been funny lately. On my short flights to Cleveland and Greensboro, I keep getting this Colombian woman who has the best shtick:

"And I will remind you that while there are over fifty ways to leave a lover, there are only two ways to exit this aircraft, unless you get.. creative."

[dasubergeek.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when I flew to Halifax there was always one who would say, "If you press the little button with the picture of the light bulb on it, you will turn on the light. HOWEVER... if you press the little button with the picture of the flight attendant on it, you will NOT turn on the flight attendant."