Some comparisons get you in trouble

This afternoon, I compared Pantera's first two major albums (Cowboys and Vulgar) with Warren Zevon's final album. mrfantasy was not amused.

Some comparisons get you in trouble

This afternoon, I compared Pantera's first two major albums (Cowboys and Vulgar) with Warren Zevon's final album. mrfantasy was not amused.

Purity tests

Back in middle school, I used to take the official usenet purity test. It made the rounds on the local BBS scene, and I was pretty amazed at how low the sickos got.

Then I started high school, and my score dropped like a rock. When I started college, I printed out a copy and had just about everyone on my floor take it. Nimel Theodore got the highest score on the floor, even beating the RHWB. ahansen got the lowest score on the floor, even beating my incredibly low score. My girlfriend at the time, chiquib was incredibly distressed by my low score. In fact, that low score would cause me to scare off many a woman later on in life. Ironically, this would lower the score and raise the number that frightened them off. Women would want to do things that I hadn't done before, and that would raise the former. So in my continuous quest to find miss right, I make it harder for more and more miss rights to handle being with me, not being as slick as Jesse Katsopolis.

I blame a crazy time with Valerie and johnstevensaul's parties for that 51.8%. And the 0%... wow... *sigh*

( Damn I'm depressed at this... )

Ah, Rusty, master of disaster.

Purity tests

Back in middle school, I used to take the official usenet purity test. It made the rounds on the local BBS scene, and I was pretty amazed at how low the sickos got.

Then I started high school, and my score dropped like a rock. When I started college, I printed out a copy and had just about everyone on my floor take it. Nimel Theodore got the highest score on the floor, even beating the RHWB. ahansen got the lowest score on the floor, even beating my incredibly low score. My girlfriend at the time, chiquib was incredibly distressed by my low score. In fact, that low score would cause me to scare off many a woman later on in life. Ironically, this would lower the score and raise the number that frightened them off. Women would want to do things that I hadn't done before, and that would raise the former. So in my continuous quest to find miss right, I make it harder for more and more miss rights to handle being with me, not being as slick as Jesse Katsopolis.

I blame a crazy time with Valerie and johnstevensaul's parties for that 51.8%. And the 0%... wow... *sigh*

( Damn I'm depressed at this... )

Ah, Rusty, master of disaster.

A phone survey

[Poll #207046]

In other news, I've found out that Pete doesn't like Samurai Jack. *gasp* Our first conflict yet!

A phone survey

[Poll #207046]

In other news, I've found out that Pete doesn't like Samurai Jack. *gasp* Our first conflict yet!