"I tried to piss all the gross stuff of the seat for you."-Some gallant gentleman to his girlfriend while she waited in line for the porta-potty
"Bandwagon? Bandwagon? Yo, I came outta my motha wearing a Montana jersey!"
-Some drunk defending his football allegiance to a doubtful woman
Just got back from wandering the streets and taking pictures with
EDIT: "There's a party urinating out of the second floor window."
-Police officer on scanner