Go see it. Do not pass Go. Do not eval player:stick():credit(200); Holy shit, Batman.

Personally, I loved it. But then again, I loved the last one, so YMMV. Not many questions this time around, lots of answers this time around, not as much hardcore Matrix action, plenty of hardcore action out of the Matrix. I'm satisfied. I agree with [livejournal.com profile] runstaverun that it's not as good as the first, and neither was the second. But together, they make a mighty trilogy indeed. So seriously, you've either seen it or you need to get off your ass and go see it now. And the music during the closing credits kicked fucking ass.


So, that answers why Neo could do things. [livejournal.com profile] redvector was sorta right. So it wasn't a MWaM as so many had feared. Many of the grand theories weren't true, except those who believed that Smith would change this iteration of things. Having watched the first one recently, and having my three viewings of the second one pretty well memorized, things made sense. Yeah, the ``crucifixion'' at the end was pretty damn obvious, as [livejournal.com profile] windexcowboy pointed out in the car ride back. But on the third day, Neo shall rise again, to judge the freed and the soon to be unplugged. And his Zion shall have no end.

The ending had a very Mona Lisa Overdrive feel to it. Entities chatting in the `trix, dawn of a new age, everything the way it should be, curious about the unlocked door of the future. If the Finn pulled up in a car for the Oracle, the Architect, and Sati to get in it would have made me fall out of my seat with laughter. The acting by Bane was wonderful, imitating the inflections and mannerisms of Smith so well. The blind-fighting Neo was amusing, as was the post Oracle-assimilation Smith.

The only thing I can't understand... is all of the people who didn't understand the ending. There were people in the theater saying they didn't get it. I've read countless reviews and comments online from people who didn't understand. I'm not trying to sound arrogant, pompous, or intelligent... but wilco tango foxtrot (yes, I know whiskey tango foxtrot is more correct)? What was so hard to understand? Sure, there's a few minor points unanswered, and a few minor nits to pick. But where's the holy mystery that leaves everyone so baffled? I don't get it.


And that's enough in spoilerland. In other news, the DMV is trying to fark me out of a couple hundred dollars. Big bad DMV says, "NJ Cure says you have no insurance. Prove you have insurance!" [livejournal.com profile] kingfox our hero says wilco tango foxtrot. DMV insists, "Fax us or mail us a copy of insurance to prove you have insurance or we huff and puff!" [livejournal.com profile] kingfox faxes them a copy of his insurance ID with the new company. [livejournal.com profile] kingfox moves to Hoboken, asks for change of address stickers for license and registration. Problems with mailbox, but still [livejournal.com profile] kingfox never gets the stickers. Months go by, and [livejournal.com profile] kingfox gets a letter from the fucking DMV at his new address informing him that he needs to prove he has insurance and pay them a couple hundred dollars to prove that everything's squared away. [livejournal.com profile] kingfox repeats wilco tango foxtrot yet again, and fires off requests for clarifi-fucking-cation. [livejournal.com profile] kingfox knows full well that this will get him nowhere, and that he's basically going to have to pay a couple hundred dollars unless the world ends and the DMV shows signs of reasonableness. Fuck them with a frozen piece of shit.

If it wasn't for my desire to sometimes visit people and run errands, and the lack of service between Hoboken and Madison, I would so go for the car-less lifestyle. Between insane insurance companies not contacting me to the DMV losing faxes, bleh. At least I've been having good luck with Hoboken parking, and am getting much better at locating spots.

Final note on the movie: In another instance of kids chatting about the coat, I got quite a few comments on the coat walking through the theater. No, no, I wear this thing constantly and have been wearing long leather trench coats since at least half a decade before the first movie came out. So don't assume it's some form of cosplay. I'm not showing my solidarity towards Neo. PLS DIE K THX!

From: [identity profile] violettandblue.livejournal.com


The DMV SUCKS.

Good grief...just because you wear a trenchcoat doesn't mean you're a total Matrix freak/Neo wannabe. Stupid people.

From: [identity profile] kingfox.livejournal.com


Still doesn't beat the Columbine jokes I got from professors at Drew right after the event took place.

From: [identity profile] agentorrange.livejournal.com


I know how you feel. Neo's last line. Agent Smith was right. Maybe I'm off base though, but he shared that view on humans with Morpheus not Neo.

Hole in the plot or did I just have a screwed up view on the subject. Sorry to be vague, trying to not include spoilers.

From: [identity profile] kingfox.livejournal.com


Yeah, he did share it with Morpheus instead of Neo. But Neo's been in Trinity, and thus is also the father and the holy spirit and all-knowing or something.

From: [identity profile] agentorrange.livejournal.com


Free your mind.
Suspend your disbelief.

Both essential for the Matrix, still a very understated, very badass line.

From: [identity profile] periol.livejournal.com

well


I almost got fucked by the holland tunnel, but I made it only missing the first five, and I really enjoyed this movie. Talking it over with my friends, the answer has to be that I like all things plot. Oh, the movie has a plot? Ok, I'll like it.

See how far we've fallen? Just a plot (not even a good one) and I'm set.

But seriously, I did enjoy this, enjoyed some of the quasi-philosophy a bit, whatever. I think the brothers got a little too tied into their original plot - it was a little stale after five years. But hey, you can't have everything, right?

From: [identity profile] kingfox.livejournal.com


Heh, just a plot? You should have come to see Basic when we did. If any plot will do you fine... Heh.

From: [identity profile] hiphopatcong.livejournal.com


My man GV saw it and said it sucked. And he knows his movies. If it doesn't appeal to an 8th grade movie buff, I have no desire to see it.

From: [identity profile] kingfox.livejournal.com


I'm sure that the 8th grade movie buff would also hate some all Journey videos, Baraka, Dogma, Mindwalk, the Minds Eye movies, and plenty of other movies along those lines.
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