A 12 step plan

• Step One
  You admit you are powerless under me.
  
• Step Two
  You figure that's just gotta be jelly, cause jam just don't shake like that.
  
• Step Three
  Make a searching inventory of all your good shit...
  
• Step Four
  Inventory taken, you hand all that good shit over to me.
  
• Step Five
  Having divined I am the real thing, you get down on your knees...
  
• Step Six
  ...and humbly ask me to remove your underthings...
  
• Step Seven
  ...and make ready for me to do mah thing.
  
• Step Eight
  Naked now, you're ready to understand mah kind of lovin'...
  
• Step Nine
  Lovin' mens, lovin' womens, lovin' all god's creatures.
  
• Step Ten
  Your divestments complete, I may or may not be turned on by you.
  
• Step Eleven
  If I am turned on by ya, I'll think you're probably about ready to become...
  
• Step Twelve
  ...a lonely little reverend, just making your way day by day, in the congregation. Hustling a dollar here, a dollar there, bringin' it all back to the all powerful all mighty the all ways D. W. A. Y. N. E. loooove. Born to make love, baby!

( Sometimes I get this way... )

A 12 step plan

• Step One
  You admit you are powerless under me.
  
• Step Two
  You figure that's just gotta be jelly, cause jam just don't shake like that.
  
• Step Three
  Make a searching inventory of all your good shit...
  
• Step Four
  Inventory taken, you hand all that good shit over to me.
  
• Step Five
  Having divined I am the real thing, you get down on your knees...
  
• Step Six
  ...and humbly ask me to remove your underthings...
  
• Step Seven
  ...and make ready for me to do mah thing.
  
• Step Eight
  Naked now, you're ready to understand mah kind of lovin'...
  
• Step Nine
  Lovin' mens, lovin' womens, lovin' all god's creatures.
  
• Step Ten
  Your divestments complete, I may or may not be turned on by you.
  
• Step Eleven
  If I am turned on by ya, I'll think you're probably about ready to become...
  
• Step Twelve
  ...a lonely little reverend, just making your way day by day, in the congregation. Hustling a dollar here, a dollar there, bringin' it all back to the all powerful all mighty the all ways D. W. A. Y. N. E. loooove. Born to make love, baby!

( Sometimes I get this way... )