Wow they're punchy tonight!

[kingfox]

"Long story short, if it's got a battery and a switch, it must be turned off."

"If your travels plans do not include Newark tonight, this is your last chance to get off."

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[bornofdivinity.livejournal.com]

Must be southwest.

[celaeno.livejournal.com]

I looked for you guys! But you didn't take my train :(

Did you happen to notice how many people were in the cab of the one you did take? If there were more than one, you had one of my classmates (at least 3 of us were doing the airport line tonight)

[kikibird.livejournal.com]

I can't remember what airline it was, but the last time I flew we got:
"should this flight become a cruise, your seat cushions are flotation devices"
"In the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you. Immediately stop screaming and place the mask over your nose and mouth."
"phew! we made it!" [upon landing]
"Please do not leave any personal belongings on board, unless they are valuable or can be split three ways"

There were lots more that I don't remember. It definitely made the flight less scary for me.