"Long story short, if it's got a battery and a switch, it must be turned off."
"If your travels plans do not include Newark tonight, this is your last chance to get off."
"If your travels plans do not include Newark tonight, this is your last chance to get off."
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"And I will remind you that while there are over fifty ways to leave a lover, there are only two ways to exit this aircraft, unless you get.. creative."
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